Chocolate, The New Vegetable
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar
is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places
them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step
further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars
are a health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as
fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your
appetite, and you'll eat less.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at
least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one
place. Now, isn't that handy?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
REMEMBER: 'Stressed' spelled backward is 'desserts'. Send this to four women and
you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew),
and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds
That's why I had to pass this on --I didn't want to risk it, and I figured the
more who knew about this wonderful new vegetable, the more all can share in the
Note; I got this in my e-mail from my friend Sandy, at
Recipe Room and thought you might enjoy this. Just think, no more guilt when
you eat Chocolate!
Razzle Dazzle Recipes
Copyright ©2002 - 2012